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Written by: gingernut Fifty Shades of Grey The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; T’was “fifty shades of grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”. You might like one of the following stories: CHEATING WITH A CO-WORKER AT A COMPANY PARTY(<10 minutes)Tagebuch - Blowjob, Büro, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Erstes Mal, Fremdgehen, Voyeur, I get a job at the local hamburger joint, which also hires several high school seniors for summer jobs. One of the new employees catches my eye, and I cheat on my husband with him when I seduce him at our manager's July 4th party. Susans Forfeit(22 minutes)Tagebuch - Cuckold, Ehefrau, Gruppensex, How to make friends SUMMER JOB - PT 2 - ROAD TRIP WITH BOYFRIEND AND FUCKING HIS BROTHER(<10 minutes)Tagebuch - Blowjob, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Exhibitionismus, Fremdgehen, Voyeur, On a road trip with my boyfriend, we're mostly naked in the car with both of us stroking and coming multiple times as we drive. At one point a trucker honks to let us know that he's enjoying the show. He eventually jerks off as I blow my boyfriend while he drives. Later that summer I fuck my boyfriend's brother behind his back. SUMMER JOB - PT 1 - I FUCK THE BOSS & START DATING A CO-WORKER(<10 minutes)Wahre Geschichte - Blowjob, Büro, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Fremdgehen, After high school I needed a summer job. I wore a risque outfit to my interview, which worked...I was hired. Shortly after I get hired I start fucking my boss whenever he's not too busy. Then I begin dating my co-worker, and eventually I'm sucking and fucking both of them without either of them knowing about the other one. The Yoni Flower (Plants of Pleasure Chapters 3-5)(27 minutes)Science-Fiction - Erotik, Extrem, Körpermodifikation, Weiblich Solo Minutes after the flower swelled and got stuck in Allie, something alarming happens inside her vagina | ||||