My Anus

Written by: crustybunger
Tag(s): Anal, Po zu Mund, Po zu Vagina



My Anus is a flower
Which does doth daily bloom
My Anus doesn’t cower
When others preach its doom
My Anus is a crumpet
Come taste ye of its musk
My Anus is the trumpet
Which doth proclaim thoust dusk

My Anus is quite handsome
Come give it a tonguey kiss
My Anus is your ransom
Should all things go amiss
My Anus is quite gassy
Gastronomical distress
My Anus barks like Lassie
But then, I do digress

My Anus can be fragrant
Come and give it a deep long sniff
My Anus is your buddy
It’ll be there in a jiff
My Anus is rock for you
When things have gotten tough
My Anus tastes like chicken
Unlike your fishy muff



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