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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Nicht-erotisch This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. You might like one of the following stories: My mom, the slut. (Ch 7, 8 & 9)(34 minutes)Belletristik - Bisexuell, Cuckold, Dominant / Unterwürfig, Please read chapters 1 - 6 first. Home For Dinner(47 minutes)Wahre Geschichte - Blowjob, Erotik, Schlucken, Daughter is setting up to attract daddy for carnal love The Midwinter Ball(25 minutes)Belletristik - Anal, Blowjob, Büro, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Erotik, Romantik, Schlucken, Welcome, dear audience. This is just a lighthearted little story I threw together while taking a break from more substantial projects. It is a fully consensual story with a little bit of a public sex theme. Hopefully you all enjoy. The Shark and Seal - Tourists in Hell Part 8(<10 minutes)Belletristik - Grausamkeit, Gruppensex, Two young tourist couples pick the wrong biker gang to mess with. High School Ski Trip(2 hours 57 minutes)Belletristik - Einvernehmlicher Sex, Erstes Mal, Gruppensex, Jungen / Teenagerin, Bunny agrees to be a sponsor for the senior ski trip little realizing that it would change her life and the lives of the kids on the trip | ||||