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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Nicht-erotisch This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. You might like one of the following stories: Cross dressing gay fantasy act 2(<10 minutes)Belletristik - Anal, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Junge / Junge, Schwul, Transgender He had asked me to do it again. It didn't take any convincing. I had really enjoyed our first time together. It gave me such a nice felling inside. Literally. I felt like he owned me Lust in Space S1E5: Takeoff(<10 minutes)Science-Fiction - Fan-Fiction, Will the Robinson family rescue Will before it is too late? Yeah, probably. Lust in Space S1E4: Derivium Found(<10 minutes)Science-Fiction - Fan-Fiction, Fuel has been found, and soon the Robinsons will be free to search space for home once again. Lust in Space S1E3: Derelict(<10 minutes)Science-Fiction - Fan-Fiction, As the Robinsons investigate a strange energy reading, a sinister foe lurks in the shadows. Lust in Space S1E2: The Ravine(11 minutes)Science-Fiction - Fan-Fiction, Rescue is on the way as the Robinsons try to save themselves from this uninhabited planet. | ||||