Cream of Chicken Ass Hair Soup (part 1)

Written by: crustybunger
Tag(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Transvestite



//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////


One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem…

She wore a sparkly red brassiere

A sparkly red brassiere

A sparkly red brassiere

She wore a sparkly red brassiere

And I knew I wasn't queer

When I saw that red brassiere



Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read…


Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great.

First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes.

While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done.

Collect all the ass hair

After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion

Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing.

Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy!

You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion.

You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can.



Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse!




End of part 1



1

You might like one of the following stories:

Beneath the Blood Moon: Thirteen Cycles of Immortal Obsession

(38 minutes)
Fantasy
Author's Note: All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced, incorporated into a computer system, or transmitted in any form by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise) without prior written permission of the copyright holders. Infringement of such rights shall constitute an infringement of intellectual property rights. Edition: xxx Copyright ©️ Lilith E, 2024 All Rights Reserved.


Lost In her Embrace ~Chapter 17 PART 5 My fucking Mac! -An oversight that ended it all

(33 minutes)
True Story
It should noted that Vanessa was young in the past but was already and adult when the things Trina gets upset about come to light and Trina only thinks they are actually aunt and niece when in fact they are not. The last thing to note is Vanessa like to play as a "little" in adult role play and that was also covered in the early chapters not included with this part. So the bedtime stories and coloring books are all part of role play of youth.


Welcome Home - 4

(17 minutes)
Fiction - Anal, Dom / sub, Drugs, Reluctance, Spanking, Threesome
Kitana gets her turn on the bench.


Busy Day At Swimming Pool

(15 minutes)
Fantasy
Teenage girls enjoy their coaches


FULFILLING A JOINT FANTASY AT THE CLUB

(13 minutes)
True Story - Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Coercion, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Extreme, Group Sex, Hardcore, Lesbian, Male / Females, Older Female / Males, Oral Sex, Voyeur, Water Sports/Pissing, Written by women, I am Laurent, I was the first to make our our bi-sexual fantasies happen, something we had agreed to do when we turned forty. I had been flirting with another woman, Lilian, for weeks, grooming her for new levels of sexual pleasure. Or had she been grooming me?