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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Transvestite ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 You might like one of the following stories: Superb Control(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Male / Female, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Swallow Get another ultimate blowjob and get to fuck pussy of unusual woman with strange kinks. FF7 Desert of Shame(<10 minutes)Fantasm - Blackmail, Exhibitionism Cloud, Tifa, and Barret are imprisoned beneath the Gold Saucer and must navigate a treacherous desert filled with ruthless bandits and desperate survivors, where Tifa's compliance with the bandits' demands becomes a humiliating rite of passage. Backcountry Nightmare (previously published as, Poached)(28 minutes)Fiction - Anal, BDSM, Bondage, Coercion, Cruelty, Hardcore, Rape A young woman, lecherous hunters and a bottle of booze? What could possibly go wrong? The Perfect Match Pt.03(25 minutes)Fiction - Exhibitionism, Female exhibitionist, Written by women Sara is a natural, subservient exhibitionist and I am a voyeur who loves candualism. Ever Had One Like This? There Are Rules(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Male / Female, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Swallow Got an intense, out of this world, blowjob from woman with unusual kinks. | ||||