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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Transvestite ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 You might like one of the following stories: Caught late at night(<10 minutes)Diary - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Swallow, Voyeur, Water Sports/Pissing Stopped at a gas station just as they were closing. Got a surprise from the attendant. Mona Ashley(35 minutes)True Story - Blowjob, First Time, Teen Male / Teen Females, Virginity, This story is somewhat true - although I've changed the names of people and some of the details just in case and there are a few embellishments or parts where I made up the details I couldn't otherwise remember. The Venereal Visitation of Vicky(25 minutes)Fantasy - Blowjob, Cheating, Drugs, Male / Female, Non-consensual sex, Rape, Voyeur This is the third fantasy about a women in my life. It's standalone from the previous two but if you like this one you may enjoy the others as well. Welcome to Hell(58 minutes)Fiction - Blackmail, Cheating, Cruelty, Interracial, Male / Teen Female, Non-consensual sex, Rape, Slavery, Torture, Violence This is a violent, disturbing story which contains graphic rape, brutality, sadism, and violence. If this is not your cup of tea, I suggest you move on to something else as you will not enjoy this story. Kierston Kain(15 minutes)Fantasy - Blowjob, Hardcore, Incest, Male / Older Female, Swallow A mother catches sight of her son's cock, and decides she needs to see it again. All characters are 18+ | ||||