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Written by: The Porn Joker Category: Fiction A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." 1 You might like one of the following stories: A :Pretty Elf in Qeynos Part Thirty(36 minutes)Fantasy - Male / Female, Teen Male / Teen Female Just good old straightforward heterosexual activity. Cousins Holiday(18 minutes)Fantasy - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Gothic, Group Sex, Incest, Threesome I hope you enjoyed this story and any feedback left in the comments is greatly appreciated! Lillys Friends (6) Heidi - part 1(<10 minutes)Fiction - Masturbation, Teen Female Solo, Young Heather's diary falls into the hands of her little sister. Our boyfriends catch us doing first-time lez and join in(<10 minutes)Fiction - Consensual Sex, Female / Female, Males / Females, Oral Sex, Swallow, Toys Michelle’s new vibrator is a turn-on for Jenny too, and even though they haven’t ever gone together before they are soon naked and enjoying each other to the full. Their boyfriends are supposed to be out for the night but come home and catch them in the act. They are only too happy to join in. The Horny Property Manager(<10 minutes)True Story - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Office, Voyeur, Names have been changed but this is the closest to my recollection I can write | ||||