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Written by: The Porn Joker Category: Fiction A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." 1 You might like one of the following stories: The Taste of You(16 minutes)Fiction - Consensual Sex, Erotica, Male / Teen Female, Masturbation Emily let out a nervous laugh, absently scratching Max’s ear again, though her fingers trembled. “Right. Because a guy who just got naked in my living room is the picture of humility.” One Night in Dallas(12 minutes)Fiction - Mature This is my 1st attempt at writing feedback will be appreciated. Do not be a douche, be insightful with help. Detour #2(12 minutes)- Consensual Sex, Erotica, Oral Sex, Teen Male / Teen Female, Tim insists that he and his sister leave his truck to make incestuous love more slowly and deeply My Bullys Harem (Part 1)(<10 minutes)Fiction - Blackmail, Blowjob, Body modification, Voyeur This takes place in the same town as my ‘Welcome to the neighbourhood’ series. You don’t need to have read it to enjoy this story, but there may be more of a crossover in the future. AAbductions R Us ndash; #3. Mom wants to save son from drugs(13 minutes)Diary - Anal, Blowjob, Bondage, Humiliation, Toys, Getting hired to arrange for someone to get sex seemed like a great way to make a quick buck. This is one of the events from my new business: Abductions R Us. | ||||