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Written by: The Porn Joker Category: Fiction A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." You might like one of the following stories: Date night the club(11 minutes)Recently updated Diary - Exhibitionism, Female / Female, Wife Hello. I am Boler 52m mixed race bonified dad bod ex military my wife is a 42yo short slight redhead Irish woman. These stories are some of our exploits. In Wonderland(<10 minutes)Recently updated Fantasy - Blowjob, Erotica, Group Sex, Virginity Alice encounters characters from the Lewis Carroll story. Wife Touches Buddy (11)(<10 minutes)Recently updated True Story - Cuckold, Hardcore, Males / Female, Oral Sex, Threesome, Wife, After weeks of built-up sexual tension, my long time friend fucks my wife with me in a threesome that was bound to happen. My Step Sis Comes To Stay - Part 5/6(15 minutes)Recently updated Fiction - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Male / Female, Office, Oral Sex, Swallow, All characters and events in this story are completely fictional of my own creation. Any similarity to real events or people is purely coincidence. All characters in this story are over the age of 18. I am not a professional nor even an amateur writer. Please remember this when reading. Positive comments about storyline are welcome. Do you want to see my(28 minutes)Recently updated Fiction - Consensual Sex, First Time, Teen, Teen Male / Teen Female, Virginity, Young This is from back when I was endlessly horny but totally inexperienced. | ||||