I Woke Up With A Fat ChickWritten by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Male / Female, Plumper I Woke Up With A Fat Chick I woke up and couldn’t believe my eyes, When I caught sight of those monster thighs, Was that a cow that was sucking my dick? No, I woke up with a very fat chick. The sight of her got me thinking, I really should give up drinking, As if I needed a reason why, I should also stop getting high. Looking at this gruesome sight, I tried to recall what I did last night, How did I possibly wind up with her? But my mind was simply in a blur. Could I have picked her up in a bar? How did she possibly fit in my car? I was no longer in the mood, As I thought of ways to protect my food. I thought about the weight limit of my bed, If she rolls over, I’ll be dead, I tried to think of a good excuse, For me to turn this cow loose. Not trying to sound really mean, But she was the biggest I have seen, If she had an appetite, No telling what she would bite. A girl so big she had her own zip code, Now here she was in my abode, No way could I have fun, With a girl who outweighed me three to one. Just a warning from me to you, Be careful what you go and do, Because if you think you’re seeing double, You just might be in really big trouble. 04-14-10. You might like one of the following stories: Damsel in Distress Driven to Desires(36 minutes)Diary - Anal, Blowjob, Male / Female, Males / Female, Threesome Emily's car breakdown leads to a steamy encounter with four irresistible men, igniting a whirlwind of passion and pleasure. Sex is in the back half of this story. Getting Married Set Me Free Pt, 13(27 minutes)Fiction - Exhibitionism, Female exhibitionist, Written by women Getting married set me free - our 1st Xmas and 2nd honeymoon Aunt MJs Farm - Day 2 ndash; Dawns Discoveries(25 minutes)Fiction - Authoritarian, Discipline, Exhibitionism, Humiliation, Incest, Lactation, Older Female / Males, Spanking This is part two of the five parts written so far. Disclaimer: If you don't care for fantasy incest, spanking, or lactation this story probably isn't for you." Aunt MJs Farm - Day 1 -- A Return to Childhood Discipline(16 minutes)Fiction - Authoritarian, Discipline, Incest, Lactation, Male / Older Female This is part one of the five parts I've written so far. Disclaimer: If you don't care for fantasy incest, spanking, or lactation this story probably isn't for you. THE EROTIC FASHION PARADE(<10 minutes)True Story - Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Cosplay, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Female / Female, Female exhibitionist, Girls domination, Group Sex, Hardcore, Lesbian, Male / Females, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Voyeur My lady Veronica and I were front row VIP guests at a fashion parade in a private room at a five-star hotel, guests of Joanne, the lead model. | ||||