The Ballad of The Legend of Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Written by: crustybunger



Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
Who for so art thou be you now
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
We know only that which we've heard
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

But second hand is better than
no hand at all,
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

You got a big wang shlong
And you’re never wrong
You got a lesbo sneer
And you sure ain’t queer
You wear a trouser pants
When you’re out to dance
You got a flim flam scheme
And a panty seam
You dig a pink brassiere
And a corn cob ear
You’re a Cleveland steamer
And an anus reamer

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd



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