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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. 1 You might like one of the following stories: PAULINE MAKES THREE ON SUNDAY(<10 minutes)True Story - Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Female / Female, Female exhibitionist, Group Sex, Lesbian, Male / Females, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Swallow, Threesome, Voyeur Pauline is going to pay us a visit this Sunday at two-thirty,” my lady Sarah informs me on the Tuesday prior. “Does that mean ….?,” I commence asking. A Mormon Family Love In The Family(38 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Erotica, First Time, Group Sex, Incest, Lesbian, Oral Sex, Swallow Daddy enjoyed his daughters Im Not A Sex Robot!(12 minutes)Fiction - Cruelty, Extreme, Hardcore, Incest, Non-consensual sex, Rape, Reluctance, Slavery All characters in this story are 18+. Be advised that this dark story contains rape and extreme insertions and INCEST (brother). Feel free to pretend it's her step-brother if you prefer. The reason why im (and probably many are) attracted(10 minutes)Diary - Bestiality, Pregnant, Written by women Hey... Hannah again... this time im trying to take you to sink deeper with me in the thoughts of... well... bestiality Chronicles Of A Deviant Arab Girl ChaPart 2(15 minutes)Fiction - Female solo, First Time, Girls domination, Hardcore, Incest, Male / Female Teens, Masturbation, Teen Male / Teen Female, Virginity This is the beginning of many chapters. I have already written 4 chapters so I’m hoping this gets good feedback. The entire story will be focused on all the kinks I’m currently turned on by. Each chapter will introduce a new kink that is slowly transitioned to. This story is purely fiction and a fantasy ONLY. All characters are over 18 years of age. | ||||