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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Cross dressing gay fantasy(<10 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Gay, Hardcore, Role-playing, Transgendered, Transsexual I am a 35 year old male that has a cross dressing fantasy that I would love to play out. One were I am feminized and fucked by a large ripped body builder. I can play a realistic female as I'm 6 foot tall and extremely slim. Toned but very slim with girly wrists. I'm not weak but probably look it. I would love to act the feminine slut and be the centre of a hunks attention. The Fairy Collector(<10 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Extreme, Reluctance, Toys Every character (even the fairies) in this story is 18+. Be advised that fairy anatomy can be a bit weird and they don't appear to have a good time. SEXY SUNDAYS(<10 minutes)True Story - Ass to mouth, Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Boy, Cheating, Consensual Sex, Cuckold, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Female exhibitionist, Group Sex, Male / Older Female, Male Solo, Males / Female, Masturbation, Mature, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Swallow, Threesome, Voyeur “You like sexual excitement just as much as I do,” my lady Sarah told me in the afterglow of a wonderful session. “You know how women love to gossip and compare notes. Karen was amazed when I told her we share extra partners. She was fascinated when I told her in great detail how big you are when fully erect. Olivias DS Fantasies : 1 - Loki(29 minutes)Fiction - Bestiality, Bondage, Female / Female, Reluctance My name is OliviaDS - Dog Slut - and I wanted to share my fantasies. First date bets with Chrissy(14 minutes)Fiction - Exhibitionism, Humiliation, Male / Female, Male Domination, Masturbation First story on this forum. Based on how this is received, there may be more in the future. I aim to write more "normal" stories as opposed to incest or bestiality themed ones. This is a fictional story with some non fictional base elements. | ||||