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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. You might like one of the following stories: For One Week Only. Part 1(12 minutes)Diary - Consensual Sex, Male / Female, Oral Sex, Swallow In a hot summer during the 1990s, I found myself with my neighbour, exploring my desires which turned out to be hers too. The Office Fun Chapter 2(12 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Office, Swallow Emma helps out Frank then does more. The making of a Puta(25 minutes)Fiction - First Time This was her night, she was finally going through with it." She thought to herself. "And with a fat smelly Americano!" Her stomach heaved, but her tiny womb throbbed in her tight little bottom at the nasty forbidden thought of it. The Travel Vlogger(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Asian, Older Male / Female, Romance A small content creator is looking for something to film in Tokyo. She finds an older man, a ramen chef who gives her an experience more satisfying than just a bowl of noodles. The Community Pt 3(<10 minutes)Fiction - Dom / sub, Extreme, Male / Female Teens, Non-consensual sex History A young girl is unknowingly immersed in a religious community with her mother and stepfather. | ||||