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Geschreven door: crustybunger Label(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Travestiet ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 1 You might like one of the following stories: The Copper Lady - A Halloween Story(25 minuten)Fantasie - Anaal, BDSM, Dom / sub, Lesbian, Oral Sex This is the story that the pixies brought me for Halloween this year. As with anything that the pixies bring me, the final story is a mixture of fact, myth, and my own imagination. I leave it to you to discover which is which, or in this case which is witch. Welcome Home - 5(12 minuten)Fictie - Dom / sub, Drugs, Dwang, Overspel, Reluctance I finally get some answers about the world I'm in. The Priestess of Emesis ndash; Volume II(45 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Extreem, Fisting, Incest, Lesbian, Transgender WARNING: If this sort of thing - puking, incestuous, lesbian sex, with a cockgirl or two thrown in for fun - isn’t your jam, please do not read it. I want folks to enjoy, not be traumatized. On the other hand, if this is your thing, have fun! Kristins Surprise Gangrape(12 minuten)Fictie - BDSM, Males / Female, Reluctance I wrote this story for my ex sub. I had some of the most amazing times with her. Beneath the Blood Moon: Thirteen Cycles of Immortal Obsession(38 minuten)Fantasie Author's Note: All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced, incorporated into a computer system, or transmitted in any form by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise) without prior written permission of the copyright holders. Infringement of such rights shall constitute an infringement of intellectual property rights. Edition: xxx Copyright ©️ Lilith E, 2024 All Rights Reserved. | ||||