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Geschreven door: crustybunger Label(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Travestiet ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 Misschien vind je een van de onderstaande verhalen leuk: GUEST SQUEAL PIGGY FILMS PRESENTS Girls Undergoing Extreme Sexual Torture. # Cherry Part 3(57 minuten)Dagboek - Dierlijk, Extreem, Male Male / Teen Female, Marteling Cherrys captivity and degradation continues in the hands of Bernie and the Fear Brothers Interview with Francesca Capaldi Part 1(10 minuten)Fantasie - Group Sex, Jong, Mature, Teen, Teen Female / Teen Female, Teen Male / Teen Female Francesca Capaldi wanted to get rid of the Disney imagine she has when she was on the Show Dog With the Blog LUNCH WITH THE GIRLS(<10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Biseksueel, Cuckold, Erotica, Female / Female, Female exhibitionist, Geschreven door vrouwen, Group Sex, Lesbian, Male / Females, Oral Sex, Reguliere sex, Threesome, Voyeur, On a recent Wednesday six of my girlfriends had invited me to join them in a private room of one of the major hotels to celebrate Lillian’s forty-fifth birthday. We were expected to pay up front, at least $100 more than I expected for a birthday lunch. “The extra $100 is an entertainment fee,” my girlfriend / organizer told me with a knowing smile. Kickboxing Can Get Sexy(15 minuten)Fictie - Male / Female, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Teen Rub your pussy to this story, it's wet. LISA-ANNES SEARCH FOR EXTREME SEX(10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Ass to mouth, Biseksueel, Cuckold, Erotica, Exhibitionisme, Extreem, Group Sex, Hardcore, Jongen, Lesbian, Male / Females, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Plasseks, Voyeur, It wasn’t long after we first met when my new lady Lisa-Anne quickly discovered we were a good match for each other, huge sexual chemistry, we both had high sex drives, we were both bi-sexual, sexual deviates and exhibitionists. She was a most attractive woman, a brunette, with smooth olive skin and a wonderful sexy body. | ||||