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Geschreven door: The Porn Joker Categorie: Fictie A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." 1 You might like one of the following stories: AAbductions R Us ndash; #3. Mom wants to save son from drugs(13 minuten)Dagboek - Anaal, Bondage, Humiliation, Pijpen, Speeltjes, Getting hired to arrange for someone to get sex seemed like a great way to make a quick buck. This is one of the events from my new business: Abductions R Us. Danny Boy, Jr - A Halloween Story(20 minuten)Fantasie - Biseksueel, Erotica, Transseksueel, Travestiet Danny shows up with his son and as usual asks a wee favor. Lillys Friends (15) Joshua - Part 3(<10 minuten)Fictie - First Time, Jong, Maagd, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Teen Male / Female, Epilogue - Several Years Later Daddy Came To My Room By Mistake(37 minuten)Fictie - Biseksueel, First Time, Jong, Maagd, Male / Females, Male / Teen Female, Masturbation, Reguliere sex, Teen, Threesome, After her pool-party birthday, a girl receives an unexpected visitor creeping into her bedroom late at night. SMALL TOWN SHERIFF GETS ALL THE PUSSY HE CAN HANDLE(19 minuten)Fictie - Geschreven door vrouwen, Male / Female, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Overspel, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Slikken, Werkplek Tyler, a small town sheriff, skips a date with his girlfriend, then gets blown and fucked by strippers at his friend's poker party. The next day he pulls his girlfriend over and she gives him a blowjob on the side of the road. Later that same day he fucks his dispatcher, then goes to his girlfriend's place for dinner. | ||||