|
||||
Geschreven door: crustybunger Label(s): Ass to mouth, Romance, Scatology When I was a boy the folks in the house down the street had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of their house. I thought that huge fuckin’ sunflower was the cats pajamas. I don’t remember if I asked my mom if we could have a huge fuckin’ sunflower I’m sure I wanted a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of our house But we never had one. Now I’m forty six years old. I’ve got well trimmed mutton chop Vegas era Elvis sideburns and a cherry red 1976 Monte Carlo Landau with a 350 OHV V-8 I’ve never had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of my house. Mostly, I’ve lived in places where I didn’t really have any say whatsoever in the decisions pertaining to landscaping. Living in apartment buildings - boarding houses - flop house - drunk tanks. Now I’m forty six years old and I have a front yard to plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in. My wife doesn’t want a huge fuckin’ sunflower. She says it will attract bees. She’s a cunt about that but she’ll make a fine beef brisket Slow cooked with potatoes carrots parsnips garlic and herbs She’ll roasts that puppy about forty five minutes per pound of brisket Smells the whole house up The house with no huge fuckin’ sunflower in front. She’s a strumpet who thinks Jesus is going to damn me to hell if I don’t repent She’ll toss my salad but she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. She’ll go on a 3 day green tea fast and break it with a burger and 5 big ears of corn on the cob. Then She’ll squat romantically over me as I lay on the floor supine holding a clear glass bowl over my head. I’ll watch breathlessly as her anus parts with an audible “ploop” and a glistening corny baby ruthish turd slowly slides out of her now gaping anus with a wet crackly sound. The steamy corn encrusted turd plops into the aforementioned clear glass bowl I am holding over my head as I lie flat prone supine on the floor thus allowing myself the best possible view of her gaping anus as it pushes forth the corny poop like a shy turtle head peaking out into an August dewy morn. But she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. 1 You might like one of the following stories: MY MOM LOVED TO CHECK OUT MY BOYFRIENDS(19 minuten)Fictie - Incest, Male / Females, Male / Older Female, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Threesome, Vrouw / Meid My attractive, 38 yr old mother was divorced, but still had a huge sex drive. I discovered her giving one of my high school boyfriends a handjob one day, and realized it turned me on. I began sharing my boyfriends with her throughout high school and college....and, of course, none of them ever complained. A Pretty Wood Elf in Qeynos, Part Six(12 minuten)Fantasie - Biseksueel, First Time, Maagd, Male / Female, Non-consensual sex, Reluctance, Voyeur Some controversial opinions being uttered. Remember, these are fictional characters speaking in character. Candy Pikachu 5(36 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Ass to pussy, Chantage, Discipline, Dom / sub, Dood, Dwang, Enema, Extreem, Geweld, Humiliation, Incest, Jong, Lichaamsmodificatie, Marteling, Murder, Non-consensual sex, Pijpen, Plasseks, Rape, Reguliere sex, Reluctance, Slikken, Snuff, Speeltjes, Werkplek, Wreed Lily is fishing with her father by a lake, but he is more interested in her body. Breaking in Brooke(<10 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Chantage, Dom / sub, First Time, Geschreven door vrouwen, Girls domination, Group Sex, Hardcore, Jong, Lesbian, Maagd, Non-consensual sex, Oral Sex, Teen, Teen Female / Teen Female, Threesome Sally and Hope’s curiosity lead them to a new adventure with naive Brooke. Bimbo Lights - chapter 3(<10 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Incest, Mind Control, Teen Male / Teen Females, Threesome An exciting and incesty night with Bimbo Lights and Anal Ale. | ||||