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Geschreven door: crustybunger Label(s): Ass to mouth, Romance, Scatology When I was a boy the folks in the house down the street had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of their house. I thought that huge fuckin’ sunflower was the cats pajamas. I don’t remember if I asked my mom if we could have a huge fuckin’ sunflower I’m sure I wanted a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of our house But we never had one. Now I’m forty six years old. I’ve got well trimmed mutton chop Vegas era Elvis sideburns and a cherry red 1976 Monte Carlo Landau with a 350 OHV V-8 I’ve never had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of my house. Mostly, I’ve lived in places where I didn’t really have any say whatsoever in the decisions pertaining to landscaping. Living in apartment buildings - boarding houses - flop house - drunk tanks. Now I’m forty six years old and I have a front yard to plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in. My wife doesn’t want a huge fuckin’ sunflower. She says it will attract bees. She’s a cunt about that but she’ll make a fine beef brisket Slow cooked with potatoes carrots parsnips garlic and herbs She’ll roasts that puppy about forty five minutes per pound of brisket Smells the whole house up The house with no huge fuckin’ sunflower in front. She’s a strumpet who thinks Jesus is going to damn me to hell if I don’t repent She’ll toss my salad but she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. She’ll go on a 3 day green tea fast and break it with a burger and 5 big ears of corn on the cob. Then She’ll squat romantically over me as I lay on the floor supine holding a clear glass bowl over my head. I’ll watch breathlessly as her anus parts with an audible “ploop” and a glistening corny baby ruthish turd slowly slides out of her now gaping anus with a wet crackly sound. The steamy corn encrusted turd plops into the aforementioned clear glass bowl I am holding over my head as I lie flat prone supine on the floor thus allowing myself the best possible view of her gaping anus as it pushes forth the corny poop like a shy turtle head peaking out into an August dewy morn. But she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. 1 You might like one of the following stories: ANOTHER WOMAN IS ENTERTAINMENT(<10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Biseksueel, Erotica, Exhibitionisme, Female / Female, Female exhibitionist, Lesbian, Male / Females, Oral Sex, Overspel, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Threesome “You keep reminding me, another man is a threat, another woman is entertainment. Would you like some entertainment and be comfortable sharing me with Carmel next Sunday?,” my lady Sarah asked me as she showed me some pics of her on her tablet. Fields of Daisies and Clover - A Hucow Story, Parts XII - XVI, Epilogue(48 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Fisting, Lactation, Lichaamsmodificatie, Male Domination, Oral Sex, Transgender Even a bull with a big herd of hot, milky cow whores is allowed to try new things. Anyone up for a huge, hard, wet...happy ending? The courtship between farm and pack has been going on long enough, it’s time to make it official! Valorie, your submissive doll(16 minuten)Fictie - Chantage, Discipline, Dom / sub, Dwang, Female exhibitionist, Female solo, Male / Teen Female, Masturbation, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Slikken, Speeltjes, Voyeur Valorie thinks she is alone in her bedroom and decides to relief some stress, her favorite toy, Willy, is up to the task. Too excited to care, she left her window open and now an older man has her where he wants. She must pay to save her reputation of good girl, but finds out a slut lives inside her and want out. Cum Only Diet: Futa Edition(13 minuten)Fantasme - Slikken Hope you're thirsty! Insatiable - Chapter 3 - Grim Tidings(30 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Ass to mouth, Autoritair, Aziatisch, BBC, BDSM, Bondage, Discipline, Dom / sub, Female Domination, Hardcore, Interracial, Latex fetish, Oral Sex, Reguliere sex, Slavery, Spanking, Threesome, Transseksueel A champion of light emerges. Captured hunters are tempted by the darkness. Kayden is gangbanged by bloodthirsty matriarchs. | ||||