Huge Fuckin SunflowerGeschreven door: crustybunger Label(s): Ass to mouth, Romance, Scatology When I was a boy the folks in the house down the street had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of their house. I thought that huge fuckin’ sunflower was the cats pajamas. I don’t remember if I asked my mom if we could have a huge fuckin’ sunflower I’m sure I wanted a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of our house But we never had one. Now I’m forty six years old. I’ve got well trimmed mutton chop Vegas era Elvis sideburns and a cherry red 1976 Monte Carlo Landau with a 350 OHV V-8 I’ve never had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of my house. Mostly, I’ve lived in places where I didn’t really have any say whatsoever in the decisions pertaining to landscaping. Living in apartment buildings - boarding houses - flop house - drunk tanks. Now I’m forty six years old and I have a front yard to plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in. My wife doesn’t want a huge fuckin’ sunflower. She says it will attract bees. She’s a cunt about that but she’ll make a fine beef brisket Slow cooked with potatoes carrots parsnips garlic and herbs She’ll roasts that puppy about forty five minutes per pound of brisket Smells the whole house up The house with no huge fuckin’ sunflower in front. She’s a strumpet who thinks Jesus is going to damn me to hell if I don’t repent She’ll toss my salad but she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. She’ll go on a 3 day green tea fast and break it with a burger and 5 big ears of corn on the cob. Then She’ll squat romantically over me as I lay on the floor supine holding a clear glass bowl over my head. I’ll watch breathlessly as her anus parts with an audible “ploop” and a glistening corny baby ruthish turd slowly slides out of her now gaping anus with a wet crackly sound. The steamy corn encrusted turd plops into the aforementioned clear glass bowl I am holding over my head as I lie flat prone supine on the floor thus allowing myself the best possible view of her gaping anus as it pushes forth the corny poop like a shy turtle head peaking out into an August dewy morn. But she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Bimbo Lights - Chapter 2(<10 minuten)Fictie - Drugs, Group Sex, Incest, Mind Control, Pijpen The mad scientists at Bimbotech outdid themselves by creating Bimbo Lights, cigarettes which turn female smokers into hot and horny idiots. There are rumors Bimbotech is also working on new brands of beer and wine. Everybody knows all college boys are always honorable and responsible, and would never misuse them, right? Right? TERRI LOVES TO WATCH(<10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Ass to mouth, Biseksueel, Cuckold, Erotica, Exhibitionisme, Female exhibitionist, Group Sex, Hardcore, Male / Females, Males / Female, Masturbation, Mature, Older Female / Males, Oral Sex, Overspel, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Threesome, Voyeur My lady Sarah and I were guests at lavish wedding reception held in a five-star hotel on a balmy, Saturday night. We fell into conversation with Terri, a lady without a partner at our table, a glamorous and attractive blond, around fifty-years old. The conversation was racing along as she exchanged details with us. She was an academic from out of town and staying in the hotel. Wendy Choice(19 minuten)Fictie - First Time, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Teen Male / Teen Female Choose wisely! A Cock in the Hand Chapter 8(29 minuten)Fantasie - Ass to mouth, Chantage, Dom / sub, Gay, Group Sex, Pijpen, Slikken, Spanking, Speeltjes Although this is a stand alone story it is the eighth part in a series depicting a straight married man's manipulation, into gay cock whore. It contains themes of humiliation, non-consent and reluctance. If this is offensive, please find another story. If you choose to read on, please enjoy. As always your feedback is welcomed. Bimbo Lights - chapter 1(<10 minuten)Fictie - Biseksueel, Drugs, Incest, Lesbian, Mind Control, Teen Male / Female The mad scientists at Bimbotech outdid themselves by creating Bimbo Lights, cigarettes which turn female smokers into hot and horny idiots. There are rumors Bimbotech is also working on new brands of beer and wine. Everybody knows all college boys are always honorable and responsible, and would never misuse them, right? Right? | ||||