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Geschreven door: Exakta66 Label(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. 1 You might like one of the following stories: BUMPED INTO MY EX-BOYFRIEND AT THE MALL - PT 2(<10 minuten)Fictie - Geschreven door vrouwen, Male / Female, Overspel, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Slikken, Vrouw After I bumped into my ex boyfriend from college at the mall, he bent me over the trunk of my car and fucked me in the mall parking garage. Then I invited him to stay at my house while my husband was away on a business trip, and we spent the next three days sucking and fucking until my ex left town and my husband returned home. BUMPED INTO MY EX-BOYFRIEND AT THE MALL - PT 1(<10 minuten)Fictie - Male / Female, Overspel, Pijpen, Reguliere sex I'd been married for about seven years, when I ran into an ex-boyfriend from college at the local mall. We had reminisced over lunch, then walked out of the mall together, looking for our cars in the parking garage. When we found my car, he bent me over the trunk and fucked me from behind until we both had explosive orgasms. How I Met Your MILF(12 minuten)Dagboek - Aziatisch, Male / Female, Mature, Oral Sex, Reguliere sex, Werkplek I've mostly had Asian girlfriends. I've also had some Asian coworkers. And a few times I've had Asian girlfriends who were my coworkers. Cruising rest stop stories(<10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Anaal, BBC, Exhibitionisme, Gay, Group Sex, Interracial, Male Domination, Mature, Oral Sex, Overspel, Pijpen, Threesome An old man, bbc, white dude with dreads and I never saw the fourth guy, but I played with them all. All in the rest stop off I-75 in Michigan. An Immature Wish(<10 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Dwang, Extreem, Mind Control Every character in this story is 18+ (even in the flashback). The main character's cock is exaggeratedly large. | ||||