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Geschreven door: Exakta66 Label(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. Misschien vind je een van de onderstaande verhalen leuk: The Office Fun Chapter 3(22 minuten)Fictie Emma goes to franks house to fuck him. Jennifer A Horny Girlfriend(13 minuten)Waargebeurd - Enema, Hardcore, Pijpen Sexual adventure between two friends Temptation(19 minuten)Fantasie - Erotica, Incest, Masturbation, Pijpen, Reguliere sex daddy daughter love The Shark and Seal - Tourists in Hell Part 9(<10 minuten)Fictie - Group Sex, Humiliation, Non-consensual sex, Rape, Wreed Two young tourist couples pick the wrong biker gang to mess with. Finding pleasure on a business trip(11 minuten)Dagboek - Exhibitionisme, Gay, Pijpen, Werkplek I’m sure every guy on here has a “this was my first time with another guy” story, and I am no exception. Some of the stories begin by saying that the main character had been “thinking about it for years” or “was always curious” or maybe “there was a certain someone they met that they fell for in an instant.” For me it was different. For me it was something I wasn’t looking for, I hadn’t even thought about it. It just happened and once it did, it changed my life forever. | ||||