Tweet Tweet, Mother Fucker!

Geschreven door: Master_Vyle
Label(s): Non-Erotic



Tweet tweet, mother fucker!

I see you had dread,
Needed to know what I said.

No need for you to worry,
These are just my thoughts in a hurry.

Your paranoia made you twitch,
But I have better things about to bitch.

Thought I was being harsh on you,
When all I was doing was blogging about Doctor Who.

Just so you won’t be shocked,
I decided that you should be blocked.

Sharing my ideas with friends is my right,
And not any of the business of your web site.

Tweet tweet, mother fucker!





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My Alien Wormhole

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Science Fiction - Autoritair, Buitenaards, Dom / sub, Drugs, Female Domination, First Time, Male / Female Teens, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Teen, Teen Male / Female
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Waargebeurd
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